Vampire Dildo

The Vamp - Vampire Dildo

Have you ever fantasized about sex with a vampire? I have and I sexed it up with my dildo (the one named Zack I wrote about last month) to make the fantasy real. First I made the mistake of putting my latex Zack dildo in the fridge to chill it so I could feel what it was like to have a cold vampire cock inside but it left cracks in my Zack dildo because it wasn’t supposed to be chilled. But I found a real vampire dildo online at and I bought The Vamp dildo so I can feel the way it’s supposed to be if you’re getting fucked by a vampire. The Vamp is made from silicone so it can be chilled or warmed up. Of course I prefer the thrill of the chill. The vampire dildo has an amazing head on it. Just look at it. It hits my g-spot just right. And the ridge on the head, if you pop the vampire dildo in and out of your pussy while you are fucking yourself – it pulls on your pussy lips to make it feel like you are really getting fucked.

The Vamp also sparkles in the sunlight just like it says it will. Don’t worry it doesn’t sizzle and turn into ash lol. Don’t try to chill down your regular dildo and ruin it. Save your regular dildo for other “fucking” fantasies. And don’t use a popsicle to pretend it’s a vampire dildo. A popsicle is way too cold to do anything for you but numb out your pussy or ass and make a mess on your sheets cuz the popsicle melts.

The vampire dildo makers disclaim an association with Twilight and I understand that they don’t want the Twilight people chasing after them with lawyers. But most of us Twilight fans have fantasized about getting fucked by Edward from Twilight and consider The Vamp to be a Twilight dildo. I have fantasized about how Edward would possess me sexually and how hot or make that how cold it would be to have sex with an immortal. }Scarlet Angel{