As you know from reading my blog I’ve been having no luck with sex or men or emo boyz or goth guyz. So when I’m in a dry spell of sexlessness I turn to my Vibrator for pleasure and solace. Besides my vibrator doesn’t whine well it does buzz but it doesn’t text me endlessly or write stupid stuff on my Facebook wall. It lies in waiting in my sex toy box under my bed for when I get horny…like very night lol. I even give my sex toys names like one of vibrators is Buzz yeah I know how original. I named one of my dildos after some guy I fucked whose dick looked like the dildo so that dildo is Zack. Unfortunately Zack was a one nite stand but the dildo takes his place now.

I know guys have their secret sex toy box or keep sex toys stashed in a drawer. If I had my way they would all be Stoya Fleshlights since I’m secretly (or not so secretly cuz I blog about it here all the time) in love with Stoya. Guys like Sex Toy Singapore like Fleshlights, Tenga toys, anal beads, vibrating eggs. Guys like the Tenga sex toys because they don’t look like sex toys y’know for guys who like going stealth with their sex toys. Me? I don’t care if a guy has sex toys cuz I have sex toys too. I know that guys masturbate a lot and if I was a guy using my hand to jerk off over and over it would get boring which is why Fleshlights and Tenga toys would probably make masturbating more fun. Just like Buzz and Zack do for me! }Scarlet Angel{