As you know from reading my blog I’ve been having no luck with sex or men or emo boyz or goth guyz. So when I’m in a dry spell of sexlessness I turn to my Vibrator for pleasure and solace. Besides my vibrator doesn’t whine well it does buzz but it doesn’t text me endlessly or write stupid stuff on my Facebook wall. It lies in waiting in my sex toy box under my bed for when I get horny…like very night lol. I even give my sex toys names like one of vibrators is Buzz yeah I know how original. I named one of my dildos after some guy I fucked whose dick looked like the dildo so that dildo is Zack. Unfortunately Zack was a one nite stand but the dildo takes his place now.

I know guys have their secret sex toy box or keep sex toys stashed in a drawer. If I had my way they would all be Stoya Fleshlights since I’m secretly (or not so secretly cuz I blog about it here all the time) in love with Stoya. Guys like Sex Toy Singapore like Fleshlights, Tenga toys, anal beads, vibrating eggs. Guys like the Tenga sex toys because they don’t look like sex toys y’know for guys who like going stealth with their sex toys. Me? I don’t care if a guy has sex toys cuz I have sex toys too. I know that guys masturbate a lot and if I was a guy using my hand to jerk off over and over it would get boring which is why Fleshlights and Tenga toys would probably make masturbating more fun. Just like Buzz and Zack do for me! }Scarlet Angel{

My sexless existence continues. The sugar daddy I wrote about last month never showed up for the coffee meet-up guess he jerked off to my pix. Then I broke my own rule of don’t give an emo boy your cellphone #. I met a kewt emo boy at a party last weekend who seemed really kewl at the party so I gave him cell # cuz I thought I could hang with him hang just hang cuz sex with emo boys sux but then he started bombing me with texts. Get this if I didn’t text him back in 3 secs I’d get another text from him n then another more n more manic YRU not answering MY TEXTS who’s there wit u???? Shit like that. Emo boyz pfffft. Then when I finally blew him off he told me I was a bech (his word for bitch) n that I looked like an ugly troll doll cuz I’m short ugly n have orange troll doll hair.

I have one message for emo boy FUCK YOU FUCK OFF n DIE. I bet he jerked off to my emo girl pix dunno how many times this week. Just my luck to meet a psycho just my luck the sugar daddy didn’t show up cuz I need $ too who doesn’t. Maybe I should just make out with n hang with an emo girl n ditch emo boyz.