Hooking Up

I wish there was a casual sex hook-up blog like this in my city!! Instead I’m stuck trying to wrangle with dudes on Tinder who send me fake dick pics or stuck calling this late nite personals chat line where most of the guys are wasted! So let me tell you about CasualSexSheffield.co.uk. It’s a blog attached to a dating site where women submit hot pics and a detailed profile to the blog and then guys message to hook up. You know the guys are serious if they read a woman’s dating profile and take the time to join and send a message. There are women of all ages on the site including Millennials, Dirty Thirties, Milfs and Cougars. There are a lot of members into kinky pursuits such as Dogging, Exhibitionism, Swinging, etc. The site is free to join which is a big plus.

Why go to pubs and bars in Sheffield and spend hours and hours of time while spending money on pints to try to pull a bird, only to go home alone and masturbate. Why spend money placing a dating ad in the newspaper classifieds, that is so random and 90’s, get with the times! Women are serious about hooking up on Casual Sex Sheffield. You can tell when a tanning salon blonde is shooting slutty selfies in bubble gum pink lipstick and a schoolgirl uniform that she is down to fuck. This is just one of the sexy local girls in Sheffield looking to meet up for NSA casual encounters!

Vampire Dildo

The Vamp - Vampire Dildo

Have you ever fantasized about sex with a vampire? I have and I sexed it up with my dildo (the one named Zack I wrote about last month) to make the fantasy real. First I made the mistake of putting my latex Zack dildo in the fridge to chill it so I could feel what it was like to have a cold vampire cock inside but it left cracks in my Zack dildo because it wasn’t supposed to be chilled. But I found a real vampire dildo online at Tantusinc.com and I bought The Vamp dildo so I can feel the way it’s supposed to be if you’re getting fucked by a vampire. The Vamp is made from silicone so it can be chilled or warmed up. Of course I prefer the thrill of the chill. The vampire dildo has an amazing head on it. Just look at it. It hits my g-spot just right. And the ridge on the head, if you pop the vampire dildo in and out of your pussy while you are fucking yourself – it pulls on your pussy lips to make it feel like you are really getting fucked.

The Vamp also sparkles in the sunlight just like it says it will. Don’t worry it doesn’t sizzle and turn into ash lol. Don’t try to chill down your regular dildo and ruin it. Save your regular dildo for other “fucking” fantasies. And don’t use a popsicle to pretend it’s a vampire dildo. A popsicle is way too cold to do anything for you but numb out your pussy or ass and make a mess on your sheets cuz the popsicle melts.

The vampire dildo makers disclaim an association with Twilight and I understand that they don’t want the Twilight people chasing after them with lawyers. But most of us Twilight fans have fantasized about getting fucked by Edward from Twilight and consider The Vamp to be a Twilight dildo. I have fantasized about how Edward would possess me sexually and how hot or make that how cold it would be to have sex with an immortal. }Scarlet Angel{

Gothic Girl Lolita Dresses – Goth Fashion Statement

Lolita isn’t the book by Nabokov well Lolita is a book by Nabokov but in goth fashion Lolita is the term given to a Japanese street fashion trend inspired by clothing design of the Edwardian n Victorian eras. Japan has launched a lot of fashion trends in the alt scene like Hello Kitty for the Emo Girls n Cosplay (costume play) for the Cosplay n Steam Punk Girls.

Lolita fashion started in Japan about 20 years ago n has been adopted as a current goth fashion trend especially in the US and UK. As an Edwardian example see Helena Bonham Carter’s black gown she wore to the Oscars that I wrote about. Very Lolita style. She got fn ripped on the fashion blogs for the dress: like she looked in shambles like she walked out of Dickensian novel like she looked like a Dress Lodger* but I knew what she was going for n I’m sure most Lolita fashion fans did too. I have a couple of Lolita dresses I bought on eBay Japan. But then I found this website with a lot of Lolita dresses not too out of reach spendy. I have my eye on this one:

Black Goth Fashion Lolita Dress

n this one:

Black Gothic Lolita Dress Fashion Trend

Likey? Mostly I wear Lolita dresses to parties cos otherwise ppl would think I work at the Renaissance Faire as a serving wench who brings tankards of mead to the wood plank table. Yeah the Ren Faire @ here gives jobs to a lot of ppl in the summer. I was thinking about applying if I run low on cash. Don’t I kind of have a medieval fairie girl look?

*Dress Lodger is a 19th century term for a London street prostitute who would take over the dress of a hooker who had died of disease n then when/if the girl died from same disease, the dress would yet again be passed on to the next unlucky prostitute. I learned about this sad fate in one of my Fashion Design classes. This would be an example of a Dress Lodger-esque Gothic Lolita Dress:

Gothic-Lolita-Dress

Dresses by Milanoo.com

Goth Loving Mistress

If you are looking for a goth fetish mistress Mistress Anna is perfect for you. She is cruel with goths and will train them to become good slaves. Most goths have no respect for anyone except for others in their scene, and they especially have no respect for outside authority figures. But here comes Mistress Anna! A Dominatrix is a Gothic authority figure and powerful presence. She will hypnotize, exploit and blackmail the disobedient. She will take control of their finances and she will put order where order is needed. She has no mercy for those who are not submissive and if they do not submit and obey, they will suffer greatly. They will learn that everything Mistress Anna does is for their best interest. More here. Follow her on twitter @mistressnylons

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Goth Punk Marching Bands and Fashion

One of my friends who is going to UT in Austin Texas texted me that he saw 2 Goth Punk Marching Bands at SXSW the big music festival. The marching bands were holding up traffic in a parade. They were playing a wild music mix of punk rawk goth squawk.

goth punk marching band

I should join a goth marching band. I can really play a musical instrument. I used to play clarinet I could buy one at a pawn shop n pick it up again. Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails he was in a marching band when he was in HS he played saxophone. But around here where I live I’d be lucky to find someone who even knew what a goth punk marching band was except maybe a few of my friends? Reminds me I have to text them to check my goth vixen blog for the latest thing I wrote as if they fn care…

The one thing I like about old marching band stuff is that it pops up in thrift shops n you can find cool looking jackets n vests especially if you’re into goth or steam punk. I wish I had the fn money to do steam punk. But steam punk fashion takes way more cash to get outfits together. You have to wear more leather gear n have more cool accessories. }Scarlet Angel{

The First Goth Girl Dead Girl in Hollywood

I don’t watch the Oscars it’s like whatever. But one of my friends texted me n said OMG I should check out Helena Bonham Carter’s dress online. So I googled it n up came pics of her in this Victorian or Edwardian type dress. It was kind of gothic. With the right accessories n make-up could have been goth. She had a purse shaped like a fan. Make that a Victorian era lady’s fan with lace overlay now that was cool.

Helena Bonham Carter is Gothic

But the coolest part is that she’s married to Tim Burton who directed Beetle Juice. He’s a totally gothic director. Winona Ryder as Lydia in Beetle Juice is like a goth dead girl even tho she’s alive. If you know anything about dead girls that is a goth term and popular goth girl website. So was Lydia one of the first real gothic girls in a Hollywood film? Did girls start dressing like Lydia after the movie came out? I don’t know since it was back in the 80’s before my time. But I luv what Winona as Lydia is wearing here. It’s just pure goth. I want to work a doll into an outfit. Time to hit the thrift shops with my gfs. }Scarlet Angel{

Lydia in Beetlejuice First Goth Girl in Hollywood Film