UK Hookup Scene

Dating dilemmas seem to make up the story of my life. I’m always horny and I really don’t want to do the shipping thing (shipping as in relationshipping). It’s too much of an emotional drag. I would rather have dick than use my dildo (including my vampire dildo) for the millionth time. Tinder seems to be a waste of time – a lot of swiping and chatting. I did a google search and found this site Horny Slags and it’s all about hooking up. Too bad it’s in the UK instead of the US. It’s free which is the right price. Seriously, who wants to keep shelling out cash on memberships for dating sites and hookup apps… If you’re in the UK, and I know my blog gets a lot of UK traffic, you should head over to the site and check it out now. There are lots of girls on the site who want to meet up – single sluts, married MILFs and even daring duos (two girls).

It’s super easy to join. You verify your age, type in your email addy and a pass then begin your NSA adventure. Search for members in your area, chat with real girls (not bots!), swap naughty pics and phone numbers. So if you’re looking for UK hookups – click!

Gothic Girl Lolita Dresses – Goth Fashion Statement

Lolita isn’t the book by Nabokov well Lolita is a book by Nabokov but in goth fashion Lolita is the term given to a Japanese street fashion trend inspired by clothing design of the Edwardian n Victorian eras. Japan has launched a lot of fashion trends in the alt scene like Hello Kitty for the Emo Girls, Cosplay plus Steam Punk.

Lolita fashion started in Japan about 20 years ago n has been adopted as a current goth fashion trend especially in the US n UK. As an Edwardian example see Helena Bonham Carter’s black gown she wore to the Oscars that I wrote about. Very Lolita style. She got fn ripped on the fashion blogs for the dress: like she looked in shambles, like she walked out of Dickensian novel, like she looked like a Dress Lodger*. But I knew what she was going for n I’m sure most Lolita fashion fans did too. I have a couple of Lolita dresses I bought on eBay Japan. But then I found this website with a lot of Lolita dresses not too out of reach spendy. I have my eye on this one:

Black Goth Fashion Lolita Dress

n this one:

Black Gothic Lolita Dress Fashion Trend

Likey? Mostly I wear Lolita dresses to parties cos otherwise ppl would think I work at the Renaissance Faire as a serving wench who brings tankards of mead to the wood plank table. Yeah the Ren Faire @ here gives a lot of jobs in the summer. I was thinking about applying if I run low on cash. Don’t I kind of have a medieval fairie girl look?

*Dress Lodger is a 19th century term for a London street prostitute who would take over the dress of a hooker who had died, typically of disease. Then when/if the girl died from same disease, the dress would yet again be passed on to the next unlucky prostitute. I learned about this sad fate in one of my Fashion Design classes. This would be an example of a Dress Lodger-esque Gothic Lolita Dress:

Gothic-Lolita-Dress

Dresses by Milanoo.com

Vampire Dildo

The Vamp - Vampire Dildo

Have you ever fantasized about sex with a vampire? I have and I sexed it up with my dildo (the one named Zack I wrote about last month) to make the fantasy real. First I made the mistake of putting my latex Zack dildo in the fridge to chill it so I could feel what it was like to have a cold vampire cock inside but it left cracks in my Zack dildo because it wasn’t supposed to be chilled. But I found a real vampire dildo online at Tantusinc.com and I bought The Vamp dildo so I can feel the way it’s supposed to be if you’re getting fucked by a vampire. The Vamp is made from silicone so it can be chilled or warmed up. Of course I prefer the thrill of the chill. The vampire dildo has an amazing head on it. Just look at it. It hits my g-spot just right. And the ridge on the head, if you pop the vampire dildo in and out of your pussy while you are fucking yourself – it pulls on your pussy lips to make it feel like you are really getting fucked.

The Vamp also sparkles in the sunlight just like it says it will. Don’t worry it doesn’t sizzle and turn into ash lol. Don’t try to chill down your regular dildo and ruin it. Save your regular dildo for other “fucking” fantasies. And don’t use a popsicle to pretend it’s a vampire dildo. A popsicle is way too cold to do anything for you but numb out your pussy or ass and make a mess on your sheets cuz the popsicle melts.

The vampire dildo makers disclaim an association with Twilight and I understand that they don’t want the Twilight people chasing after them with lawyers. But most of us Twilight fans have fantasized about getting fucked by Edward from Twilight and consider The Vamp to be a Twilight dildo. I have fantasized about how Edward would possess me sexually and how hot or make that how cold it would be to have sex with an immortal. }Scarlet Angel{

Goth Punk Marching Bands and Fashion

One of my friends who is going to UT in Austin Texas texted me that he saw 2 Goth Punk Marching Bands at SXSW the big music festival. The marching bands were holding up traffic in a parade. They were playing a wild music mix of punk rawk goth squawk.

goth punk marching band

I should join a goth marching band. I can really play a musical instrument. I used to play clarinet I could buy one at a pawn shop n pick it up again. Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails he was in a marching band when he was in HS he played saxophone. But around here where I live I’d be lucky to find someone who even knew what a goth punk marching band was except maybe a few of my friends? Reminds me I have to text them to check my goth vixen blog for the latest thing I wrote as if they fn care…

The one thing I like about old marching band stuff is that it pops up in thrift shops n you can find cool looking jackets n vests especially if you’re into goth or steam punk. I wish I had the fn money to do steam punk. But steam punk fashion takes way more cash to get outfits together. You have to wear more leather gear n have more cool accessories. }Scarlet Angel{